Friday, December 30, 2011

Christmas, Round Three (aka two Christmas Eves)

Finishing part three of my Christmas blog post has been on my to-do list since, well, Christmas. I can assert (and perhaps in bold font for any prospective employers who have stumbled upon my wee humble blog) that it is not due to laziness but rather time management sheer lack of time.

This year I had two Christmas Eves. As everyone in America was ‘nestled all snug in their beds’, I rushed home from church. Attempted to rush home that is, as there were no cabs in sight because God doesn’t look kindly on those who leave Christmas Eve service early.

For the party, I was determined to make mulled wine. Two months into my new place and I had yet to make that necessary new-house purchase: a wine opener. Same as on Thanksgiving, I went downstairs to the get the friendly man from the corner shop to open my bottle of wine. Every time we tried to pull out the cork, it broke off inside the bottle further frustrating my companion. After a good 30 minutes of uncorking, I went back upstairs to the party.

Two batches of mulled wine later, everyone was in high spirits and it was time to open presents. It had been decided upon at Thanksgiving that we would do a white elephant gift exchange- presents bought for no one specific in mind and the realization that hilarity would ensure.

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The next morning my family Skyped me from the annual Christmas-Eve celebration. Thanks to technology, I was able to watch (most of) my entire extended family take Irishcar bombs and proceed to go Christmas caroling. I am sure that is what Al Gore had in mind when he invented the internet. Our singing was so tender and sweet that the neighbors gifted us beer (well, those of us physically present). They say a picture is worth a thousand words so I will spare you the exposé on the evening's activities and let you have a look instead.









The clan doing Irish car bombs.










International Christmas caroling.





















Unnamed family members after a few Irish car bombs....


Christmas, Round Two

The next day, I woke up bright and early for the Christmas party with my first years. I donned a festive, school-appropriate party dress (an oxymoron if I have ever heard of one) and a Santa hat (sans malfunctioning lights). I arrived; breakfast 美女雹 in hand, just in time to see another co-worker in a Santa outfit playing Christmas games with the class. The kids got up and sang songs and one girl gave a short performance. Although she is one of my best students academically, her performance was less than average- truly painful to watch. She used the music as a crutch, singly so softly that no one was able to hear her. In the middle of her song, she attempted a half dance move/ half jump (Mary Katherine Gallagher style) and fell. Trying to be helpful, another student turned down the music, which in turn flustered her even more. She snapped at him and after several seconds turned the music up louder than ever, which blasted our eardrums but helped her to regain the confidence needed to finish her performance.


Mary Katherine Gallagher character from Superstar/SNL.


After this uncomfortable exhibition, I had a performance of my own when the same girl invited me to join her in singing Edelweiss from the Sound of Music. Poor kids had their eardrums assaulted that day.

After the party and subsequent physics lesson, I raced home on my bike to make my apartment presentable for my Christmas Eve party later that night. Although I had not finished setting up, I had to leave for church that night as I had been invited to go with one of my students. I gave a ‘Hail Mary’ in order to find a cab during rush hour and was sitting in a taxi no less than five minutes later- a true Christmas miracle. The church service itself was unreal. There was the requisite choir but the alter background was emblazoned with signs that said "Merry Christmas" and a picture of a gingerbread man which served an interesting background as we joined the choir in singing the Hallelujah Chorus from Handel’s Messiah- in Chinese. After singing and sermon, they acted out the nativity scene, complete with a smoke machine.


Despite all the smoke and mirrors (pardon the pun), the sermon was actually quite excellent and biblically based. The preacher would speak briefly in Chinese and then translate into English. As a result, the church service was two and a half hours long. I lost track of time and didn’t realize that I was late for my own party until I received a text message from several partygoers waiting for me back home.

Christmas, round two. Check.

Christmas, Round One

The New Year is two days away, but I still haven’t recounted the events of Christmas weekend on my blog. Last Friday was comprised of only one class and two Christmas celebrations. Not too shabby China.

In true Chinese fashion, both parties were blissfully disorganized. When I arrived at the third year’s classroom for the first party, they were still blowing up balloons. Another western teacher and I pitched in to help as we only had an hour to spend at the soirée before our robot competition. The students invited myself and a fellow teacher to sing a song. I mistakenly told my students that I participated in plays and musicals in high school- so now many of them have decided that I must be the next Mariah Carey and they are constantly trying to coax me to sing. I smartly decided against belting out “Let It Snow” and decided to teach them the Hokey Pokey instead, which involved me moving my vocal cords in a less ostentatious manner. The kids arranged for my white-haired colleague to don a Santa suit and shower the younger classes with treats. Us teachers were given Santa hats with lights embedded in them that kept dangerously shorting out. As we popped our heads in from class to class, I kept my hand in my warm pocket (no central heating in southern china) and one hand ready, just in case I needed to rip off my hat if it suddenly sparked.

The party was still in full swing when my co-worker and I left to play with our Christmas present from the robotics club. It wasn’t until the next day that I saw the present that the third year students had left on my desk: a bear-themed desk calendar with a card attached. The card contained many warm praises for my teaching from various students and a somewhat inappropriate yet heartfelt sentiment that I could, “marry early and start a family soon.”

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At the robot competition/party, we spent about 2 hours fiddling with batteries and parts and about 10 minutes actually playing with robots. The kids worked really hard and apologized for the malfunctions but I assured them that we had such a great time that it didn’t matter if a few of the robots kept breaking.








The evening concluded with a Christmas staff dinner at a restaurant near the school where I had my first experience with work functions and the Chinese drinking culture earlier this year. We left earlier than we had at our last function as we still had a full schedule of school-sanctioned Christmas activities the next day.

Christmas round one, check.

Sunday, December 25, 2011

Running Man

This past week has been filled with events, and it will most likely take several blog posts to recount them all. My weekend started off right early on Thursday when a repairman came to my house to haul off my refrigerator - that’s right, my refrigerator is finally being properly fixed. As I helped to chuck out vegetables from Thanksgiving and half drunk glasses of milk from inside, I waited for the second worker to walk in. Instead, the repairman slung a rope around the middle of my malfunctioning appliance and not walked, but ran, down four flights of stairs with my fridge on his back! I ran behind him offering to help, but after several refusals, I gave up and started snapping pictures.

Tired, he walked the rest of the way through the back of the complex. We got to the truck, and lo-and behold, there was worker # 2, sitting behind the wheel yapping on his phone. I don’t know if worker #1 lost a bet, but that was incredible!






Thursday, December 22, 2011

Prof: Religious trends in China fueled by government restrictions

With one of the biggest days on the church calendar fast approaching, I thought this was an especially interesting article. Well, that and the Purdue-China connection. C'mon.

http://www.purdue.edu/newsroom/research/2011/111201YangChina.html

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PROF: RELIGIOUS TRENDS IN CHINA FUELED BY GOVERNMENT RESTRICTION


Fenggang Yang, a professor of sociology and director of Purdue's Center on Religion and Chinese Society, is the author of "Religion in China: Survival and Revival Under Communist Rule.


WEST LAFAYETTE, Ind. - The upcoming change in China's central leadership means an emphasis on the country's economic, policy and political power, but a Purdue University sociologist says people should watch the country's religious trends just as closely.

"The power struggle leading up to next fall's mandatory change of the 18th Congress of the Communist Party will define China in the following decade," says Fenggang Yang, a professor of sociology and director of Purdue's Center on Religion and Chinese Society. "The forces competing to define China will ultimately influence religious practice one way or another. We really need to understand the country's religious foundations and trends today to understand the economic and political changes that are coming.

"The assumption is that the Chinese people are not religious, but they are, just in different ways. The spiritual awakening taking place today is worthwhile to watch because it will have long-term effects," he says. "This is not really merely about China anymore because what China becomes will affect the world in many spheres, such as economy, politics and culture."

Yang, the author of "Religion in China: Survival and Revival Under Communist Rule," says that a political and economic analysis can be applied to help understand religious change in China.

"The Communists want to suppress religion and have imposed strict regulations, but the restrictions have surprisingly created three colored markets: black, red and gray," Yang says.

The red market is composed of the five religions - Buddhism, Catholicism, Taoism (also Daoism), Islam and Protestantism under patriotic associations - approved by the government.

"The government has banned certain religions, but these religions have simply gone underground - created a black market so to speak - and the gray market is composed of legally ambiguous groups and activities," Yang says. "When religious needs cannot be met in the open, red market, and the risks are too high in the illegal, black market, many people would seek what they need in the gray market. Ironically, the more restrictive and suppressive the country's religious regulations, the larger the gray market grows."

The gray market can emerge when one of China's five approved religions engages in an illegal activity, such as distributing pamphlets outside a church or temple, or when people hold spiritual beliefs that originate from non-religious sources. For example, qigong, which is a series of breathing techniques and exercises rooted in health, has followers that connect it to Buddhism and Taoism and, therefore, add a religious dimension. Another example is a Christian church offering Sunday school to children. The religion is legal, but teaching religion to children historically is illegal. Yang says the regulation regarding religious education is being revised, and, in the interim, individual government officials enforce it differently and contribute to the ambiguity.

What is happening in China could emerge in other countries, Yang says, because half of the countries today have religious oligopolies in which, like China, only a few government-approved religions are allowed.

Communist Party rule in China started in 1949, and religion was banned from 1966-1979. The Chinese Communist Party, just like other countries' ruling Communist parties, encourages an atheist ideology. Since 1979, a few temples, churches and mosques have been allowed to reopen and an interest in religion continues to grow among the people.

In China today, the government reports there are several tens of millions of Buddhists, 5 million Catholics, about 10 million Taoists, 21 million Muslims and 23 million Protestants. Yang says the numbers are believed to be much larger. In fact, Yang says a recent survey shows that about 85 percent of the Chinese either hold some supernatural beliefs or practice certain religious rituals.

Yang, who grew up in China and only remembers being exposed to a few ghost stories and Taoist funeral rites, initially studied religious behaviors of Chinese immigrants in the United States. About 10 years ago, he became interested in religious renewal in China, and he was one of the first to study sociology of religion in the country.

"As I traveled in China and saw different religious phenomena, I thought about how you would explain religion's survival in the past and revival today when China is under Communist rule," says Yang, who has been collecting data since 2000.

His new book, which was published by Oxford University Press this fall, looks at religion under communism from the 1950s to 2010.

Summer 2012 will be the ninth year Yang leads a summer institute that trains other scholars from China to use social scientific measures to study religion in the country.

Yang, whose work is supported as a University Faculty Scholar through Purdue's Office of the Provost, as well as by Purdue's College of Liberal Arts, the Henry Luce Foundation and the John Templeton Foundation, is working on a new book that focuses on individual believers in China, estimating and analyzing Christians, Buddhists and folk religion practitioners. He also is applying geographic information system technology to conduct spatial studies of religion in various areas.

"China is very big and complex, so I feel as if I'm working on a jigsaw puzzle," he says. "I have laid out the frame and a few major pieces during the past 10 years, but there are still many pieces to be filled in."

Writer: Amy Patterson Neubert, 765-494-9723, apatterson@purdue.edu

Source: Fenggang Yang, fyang@purdue.edu

Sunday, December 18, 2011

Gobble Gobble

Some pictures from Thanksgiving 2011.



Cutting the turkey was a two-person job.



The Feast

Thursday, December 15, 2011

An Early Christmas Present



I have been blessed with many wonderful students. They are all special in their own way, with unique interests and talents. One of my students, whose name has been changed, is very dedicated to the construction of robots, even sleeping on the couch (for several days at a time) in the room at school where he and other students construct the machines. After physics class a couple of weeks ago, he and several other students invited me to follow them to a room in the main building where they have been constructing robots. When I told them that a professor of mine at Purdue was involved in Purdue's Robotics club, their eyes lit up. They said that would like to start a club and fight the robots but that their teacher said ix nay on the ighting fay. I told them to study hard and concentrate on getting into a good college with a robotics club that encourages robot fighting. Tonight, I opened up my inbox and was greeted with the following picture and email.
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Subject: Surprise Trailer

Message:
Hi! Miss. Molly.
This is Billy.
Now the students in Class 13 such as Charlly,Hank and others are working hard about robots.
They told me that they want to finish 4 robots before the 25th in December.
They want to invent you and some other teachers to drive them and have a game as Christmas presents for you all.
I was so excited.
So I decided to join them.
I think that's wonderful.
Are you expecting that day to come?

Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Midweek Update

This week has been pretty awesome. My refrigerator is still broken/ it broke again so I have been eating at the greasy chopstick (Asian version of a greasy spoon dinner) near my house. Not only do I consume delicious, MSG-filled entrees on a nightly basis, but the waitresses have been teaching me important Chinese words such as 'rice' 米饭, 'potato fried meat'青椒炒牛肉 and 'move over, I am a regular' 移动它。我是一个特殊的客户. Still, I really hope that my fridge can be fixed- and stay fixed- soon.

Speaking of fixed, I finally have my e-bike back. With the help of two students, I took my bike to a repair shop near my school and got it worked on for 5 RMB ($0.79 USD). Not only does my ride now work, but the repair woman kindly obliged my request to ‘jailbreak’ the speed control. There is nothing better than taking my bike out for a ride, especially now that cold weather has come. I absolutely love gunning it and feeling the icy wind kiss my face as I fly past the cars (some of which now go slower than my bike).

In other news, one of my top students received her acceptance email to Purdue. This is a girl who pulled a Ken Jennings during a Jeopardy themed review class for a test and scored over 100% on the exam for good measure. She was bursting with excitement today when she told me the good news- I instinctively gave her a big hug and she hugged me back (in my experience, some Chinese people have an aversion to hugging). She is intelligent with a shy determination and possesses critical thinking skills typical of a post-college individual. Overall, a great kid and I am excited for her and her wonderful choice in University. Boiler up!

Friday, December 9, 2011

The Best Way to Spread Holiday Cheer

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If you answered, "singing loud for all to hear" ala the movie 'Elf', then you are wrong. The best way to spread holiday cheer is by Clark Griswalding your home ala 'Christmas Vacation.'

Last week, I was feeling a little homesick and depressed about the upcoming Christmas festivus. I realized I could continue being depressed or I could take action: If I couldn't go home, I would bring home to China and create a winter wonderland in my apartment. Grabbing my eco-friendly shopping bag, I walked next door to Sam's Club (which I can now correctly pronounce in Chinese) and stuffed an entire shopping cart full of Christmas decorations- made in China of course. I am now the proud owner of a "Happy Christmas" sign, a pink Santa, a 6 ft Christmas tree, a ridiculous amount of garland and fake snow. Yes, that is right. My apartment has fake snow. For right now, it is only the windows but there is more to come.

I am determined to be the Clark Griswald of China this year. My apartment may not have the electrical capacity though- it's like my sister's Passat. Looks good to the eye but there are always problems underneath the hood. Just two days ago, a government work crew came to our apartment to fix the lights. I had no idea what was going on when all the power shut off in my apartment at 8am. I frantically called my boss and handed the phone to the workers at the entrance of my apartment building, to find out that no, my refrigerator hadn't broken for a forth time (we are still only on 3 breaks). I would have appreciated some advanced notice but I am grateful for the fix as the wiring in my place has caused a lightbulb to shoot out of the socket and kick off the fuse box on several occasions. It’s always quite a fright when something shoots out of the ceiling and lands next to your feet.

As a side note, I am constantly reminding myself (or being gently reminded) that China is a developing country with quite a bit of growing until it has the modern connivances that I am fortunate enough to be love and know as a product that is ‘made in the USA.’ Yes, KFC and McDonald’s delivery is very cool but it cannot replace an emergency repairman that comes within 4 days of a telephone call or proper electrical wiring.

It’s getting late and I have papers to grade. 再见

Friday, December 2, 2011

There's No Place Like Home


Feeling a wee bit homesick today. I have had a rough past week and would like nothing more than to click my heels and come home, especially this month to celebrate Christmas with my family. Having to deal with the struggles that inevitably come with living in a country where I don't speak the language makes me appreciate home even more.

Tuesday, November 29, 2011

The First Thanksgiving

So I have purposely put-off giving you fine folks a Thanksgiving recap. For those of you who received my previous email updates, you know that my camera pulled a Houdini during my first month in China. This Thanksgiving was instead documented by several of my guests whom I have yet to receive photos from (you know who you are) so I have hesitated to put up a post without the Norman Rockwell-esq turkey-carving money shot.

Photographic evidence be damned. It’s well past due for an update post so put on your creative caps and let your mind paint the picture.

I woke up the morning of fake turkey day (Sunday) ready for the big event-my first Thanksgiving as a host. I didn’t think that this day would come till at least 10 years and two kids later but here we are. After promptly locking myself out of my apartment, I raced to my roommate’s school to pick up her keys. On the way back, I hit up grocery store #1 and picked up the cleaning lady. After dropping off both food and maid, I rushed out again for food run #2. Somewhere in all the excitement the sensor on my fridge broke and the temperature went haywire, reaching a balmy 66 degrees in the fridge (which we didn’t notice until after the meal).

I managed to catch a cab just before rush hour to pick up the pre-cooked turkey (I highly suggest that you try this at your next
Thanksgiving), beating the crazy Chinese traffic. The lovely KFC delivery boy (yes, KFC delivers in China) beat me home with a piping hot bag of dinner rolls. Unfortunately, I wasn’t able to dump them in a bowl and pass them off as my own as I still had one more item to get before the guests arrived.

My visitors arrived bearing gifts of green beans and mashed potatoes in tinfoil and Corningware bowls, much like I imagine the Native Americans would have on the first Thanksgiving had they access to a Sam’s Club. We went around the table and listed things that we were thankful for and said grace for the meal. Thanksgiving favorites like marshmallows & sweet potatoes received rave reviews from the two non-Americans at the table. All of us dined on turkey and sides with chopsticks (when in Rome...). Even with the gravy, the mashed potatoes stood the chopstick test. After dinner, someone brought out a guitar and a round of Christmas carols (along with a sultry rendition of Mmmbop) ensued. It was a great Thanksgiving filled with singing and laughter that I am sure my neighbors enjoyed hearing on a Sunday night.

My fridge/freezer is still broken but I shoved the tin foiled turkey in the icebox after the meal. I am craving a turkey sandwich but I am hesitant to eat leftovers with the freezer on the fritz. Hurry up repair man!

Friday, November 25, 2011

Much to Be Thankful For

My first blog post.

I have been living in southern China for a little over two months now and have outgrown the email chain I have been using to keep in touch with friends and family. A blog is a much happier medium as I can post massive amounts of pictures and data without ‘exceeding my attachment limit’ (take that Yahoo). After much thought, I settled on the name, ‘The Real World’ as it describes my life pretty perfectly right now. Post-college life is often referred to as ‘the real world.’ What more fitting of a title could I name my blog than ‘The Real World’ as I am experiencing the real world in the most literal sense of the phrase?

It is appropriate that I begin this blog on the day after Thanksgiving, as I have a lot to be thankful for this year- even if it doesn’t always feel like it. I have a challenging, (albeit often frustrating) job in a new and different country, an amazing group of friends and family who have supported my big move (even when they, or for that matter myself, didn’t quite understand it), new friends in China, my somewhat-decent health, and much more.

When I was taking post-graduate classes in Australia, I experienced my first holiday abroad. Living in a western country, I easily managed to find a public venue that re-created the holiday experience for myself and other area expats.

Thanksgiving in China is a different story. For a country whose standard method of cooking involves a wok and a stove, finding the ingredients and means (read: oven) to cook a traditional thanksgiving dinner has proved a challenge. That is not to say that it is impossible.

Life is definitely busy in China so finding time to celebrate Turkey Day amongst 6 days of work and 7 days of lesson planning was also a challenge. This Sunday however, I am inviting several friends over to celebrate the holiday. After networking to find the proverbial holiday fowl (turkeys are quite elusive here), I found a hotel that was willing to sell and cook me an 8 kilogram turkey. Since ovens are few and far between, Thanksgiving rolls are provided courtesy my wallet and the local KFC. Additional dishes are being made via toaster ovens and stovetops by those attending the feast and I am filling in the gaps.

An update to come after dinner on Sunday. I smartly scheduled a cleaning lady on “Thanksgiving” so things could get a little bit hectic. I hope she finishes before dinner and if not… I hope she likes turkey.